Monday, 6 May 2013

UKIP announces its Shadow Cabinet

A Fruitcake













Leader and would be Prime Minister   - Nigel Farage
Deputy Prime Minister                          - Nigel Farage
Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer - Nigel Farage
Shadow Home Secretary                     - Nigel Farage
Justice Secretary                                 - Nigel Farage
Shadow Foreign Secretary                  - Nigel Farage
Chief Secretary to the Treasury           - Nigel Farage
Business, Innovation and Skills           - Nigel Farage
Defence Secretary                               - Nigel Farage
Transport Secretary                             - Nigel Farage
Overseas Development                       - Nigel Farage
Health Secretary                                  - Nigel Farage
Education Secretary                            - Nigel Farage
Environment and Rural Affairs             - Nigel Farage
Work and Pensions Secretary             - Nigel Farage
Leader of the House of Commons      - Nigel Farage
Leader of the House of Lords             - Nigel Farage (he'll work out a way somehow)


Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change - Department Abolished

Departments for Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland will be merged in a new Department run by the Secretary of State for Nigel Farage.

Thursday, 2 May 2013

Ed Miliband's interview - The Directors Cut

After this week's car crash interview on Radio5 Live the director's cut is released ...


Q. How would you reduce the deficit
A. TAX THE RICH

Q. How would you avoid cuts to public services
A. TAX THE RICH

Q. How will your VAT cut be funded
A. TAX THE RICH

Q. And if the Euro crisis continues 
A. TAX THE RICH

Q. What is your policy on membership of the EU
A. TAX THE RICH

Q. Is this your answer to everything
A. TAX THE RICH

Q. What is your star sign
A. TAX THE RICH

Q. If you were a type of cheese what would you be
A. TAX THE RICH

Q. That's the end of this interview
A. TAX THE RICH

Q. Can you please leave now Mr. Miliband
A. TAX THE RICH

Q. Haven't you got a home to go to
A. TAX THE RICH  TAX THE RICH  TAX THE RICH  TAX THE RICH  TAX THE RICH